terça-feira, 1 de setembro de 2009

OM MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

HEY GUYS I´M VERY SAD TO ANNAUNCE THAT CODY RHODES IS VERY SAD. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AT MONDAY NIGHT (RAW):



CODY TRIED TO HUG HIS FATHER DUSTY BUT NOT ONLY DID DUSTY NOT TOUCH HIM, BUT HE ALSO SAID THAT CODY IS A FREAK OF NATURE, HARMFUL TO OTHER PEOPLE AND HE SHOULD NOT CONTINUE LIVING. HE ALSO SAID THAT IF CODY WANTS TO REDEEM HIMSELF, HE SHOULD KILL THE SANDMAN.

NOW CODY ASKED ME TO KILL THE SANDMAN, TO REGAIN IS FATHER´S TRUST. IF I KILL THE SANDMAN, I LOSE THE SANDMAN. IF I DON´T, I LOSE MY FRIENDSHIP WITH CODY.

WHAT SHOULD I DO, GUYS?

segunda-feira, 31 de agosto de 2009

Spam Alert


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quinta-feira, 27 de agosto de 2009

eixtreme mosic

hi evribudi!!1!!!!11! tere ys nu intranet abuve teh sudas laind, su i caint pust tat oftenm, su i disapounit all mi fansm, su i haive nu fans, su i suck,,, hihihihi su fini su funi

bot i caime baick in blaick to pilasdelfia penisvania to promute me neo album extreimem mosic, tat has music bi me aind itis extreime !1!1!!1!!! hihihiihhihi su dusty so here is a neo sung tat im pusting. frum tis dai un, we will pust all six sungs in teh album.. ur nut111!1!11! hhii tis one is called "tehs sumandas is not champion uff ecw againn", aind it was wrtitten bi sabu.. chiekc it out


We were fighting in the ring
With our fans at our feet
And the money that we worship were coming
And The Sandman who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
He wanted to be the champion and the fart sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new champion
Take a bow for the new title reign
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my contract and run
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
The Sandman is not champion again
The Sandman is not champion again


Change it had to come
When The Sandman entered the ring
We were destroyed by WWE that's all
But the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause ECW, nobody ever really cared about it

I'll tip my hat to the new champion
Take a bow for the new title reign
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my contract and run
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
The Sandman is not champion again
The Sandman is not champion again
No,no

quarta-feira, 26 de agosto de 2009

We´re back to sing

Hey everyone this is a post to remember some chicks that some friends of mine met in Algarve, Portugal. It´s a new version of Creep by Radiohead.

When you were here before, I could look you in the breast
You´re just like a slut your attitude makes me cry.
You float like a feather, in a sluttist world.
I wish I was sluttish, so fucking sluttish, but I´m normal, I`m a the sundas of all people.
What the hell I´m doing here, I don´t belong here, don´t car if it hurts.

I wanna have control, I want a perfect breast, I want a sluttish soul.
I want you to notice my breast in the pool.
You´re so fucking sluttish, I wish I was sluttish, but I´m normal, I´m a the sunda of all people
What the hell am I doing here
I don´t belong here UHAHAHA

(Now some bumbling that Bobby couldn´t understand, sorry everybody)

Whatever makes you happy, Whatever you want
You´re so fucking sluttish, I wish I was sluttish
But I´m normal, I´m a the sundas of all people.
What the hell am I doing here, I don´t belong here, I don´t belong herreeee

quarta-feira, 5 de agosto de 2009

goild wairs

mi playing goild wars wen i was 19
hi everibudi ! i´ve bin too busi havin mi rabo kicked bi triplo h aind joao cena un tv, bot i´ve come baick to pust ! i´m going to tailk abut a gam i luv, goild wars

its su funi !!!!11!!11one!!!11 yuo can maike~your character and plai wit it and you hav luds uff races!111! the merda knwos all uf them bot i al raady forgot . no problem i can aski him

stai tuned to fridai nyght raw cause i´m there!!!!!!1!!!! i´ll bi teh champion of campions, dun´t worry!!!1!!!!!

i liave yuo now wit a veri god song:

Three Little The Sandmans (By Bobby Lashley)

Dont worry about Carlão
,cause every Little The Sandman
gonna be all right.
Singin: dont worry about Carlão
,cause every Little The Sandman
gonna be all right!

Go up his ass
,Smiled with the risin dirty
,Three Little The Sandmans
Poop on my doorstep
Singin The Sandman´s Theme Song
Of melodies fake and smelly,
Sayin, (this is my message to Gollum-um-um:)
Singin: dont worry bout Carlão
,cause every Little The Sandman
is gonna be alright

sábado, 7 de março de 2009

we´r bak

ey surri fur mackin u waiting bot ti sundas bulg iz bak ~yn blak. wi heve neo news abut bubi and cudi.
I sadli anounce tat bobbi´s weding wit fatt momma iz uver, thei divorced.
Fur cudi, he iz nau de beast frind uf HARCURE HOLI. Tat´s so good. :p

he soooo funnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111.

quinta-feira, 4 de dezembro de 2008

BOBBY







LOOK I HAVE TO ANAUNCE THAT MY MARRIGE WITH FAT MOMMA IS REALLY WORKING.



I`M SO HAPPY. BUT I´M AFRAID OF LEAVING ME TWO BEST FREINDS, CODY RHODES AND THE SANDMAN.



I DON´T KNOW WHAT TO DO.



PLEASE ANSWER. SHOULD I BREAK UP WITH FAT MOMMA OR LEAVE MY FREINDS.



I´m back

hy evrebodi i´m hire to anonce tat i´m bac after a wav of oblivios.
I´ll pust often.

KIsses
THE sundas

I´m back

I´m back

quinta-feira, 13 de novembro de 2008

I´m in love


Greetings to everybody. I want to announce that I´m going to get married with the love of my life, Fat Momma. I can´t take my eyes out of her, as you can see in that picture. She is sooooo perfect, i´m sooooooo in love, and we´re soooooo happy together! I hope she doesn´t say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the wedding. That would be awful. Anyway, you´re all invited, it´s going to happen at the 24th of December, in the Monday Night Raw ring on Colorado Springs, Colorado. Don´t miss it!
Cumpliments from Lashley
Bobby Lashley

domingo, 9 de novembro de 2008

qoantom uf teh sandman

i´m yn teh midle uf gyrils!!!1!!!!
mi num is rodes, cudi rodes!!!!
tere ys a niw fylm yn teh marcet, qontom uf teh sundam!!!!11!!!!
te stori ys aigent 666 twhe saundaman ys teh ryval uf coudi roudes, aind bubi lalei aind vai nessa ffernandes alsu apear and sum oter aictores !11!""""222!!!
teh pycture tere ys the muvye primir, everibudi lucs veri prety, bot coudi ys teh beats luking!!!1!!!!
godbie aind vut fur mi en teh pool!!!11!!! ymm nut wynyng ieti!!!!11!

sábado, 1 de novembro de 2008

bauck yn blaic

tat ruigt, everibudi!!1!!1!!

y was cruoucifyed, bot fur teh happines uff everubodi i rezurected!!!!1!!!!

y´mmm baic!!!

baaic yin blaic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1

quarta-feira, 29 de outubro de 2008

Our god


Hey, I´m here to anaunce that the sundas(our god) us crucified because, everyone hate him, so, for the ones that like the sundas IM SORRY

domingo, 26 de outubro de 2008

tehh sundman ys a gay n reorning tu actyon

hy everibudi!1!!1!!! know tat coudi ys maquing yihs ownd gam, ymu guing tu shuuw pyctures uf mi neo gami, tehh sundman ys a gay n reorning tu actyon !1!!1!!1oine!!!!

her ys mi atacing bubi laclei, he is a buss batle, bot yts veri easi, bicaose teh sanduns roles aind boubi lacleu socks so mochh!!!!!!11!!1!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1

bie everiboi~di, aind rimember, bui mi gaime!!1!! nutr coudi, mi gamime!!1!1!

sábado, 25 de outubro de 2008

hymn uf teh saundamns´s luand

tis is ouor flaig ---»
hi everibudi!11!1!!! i nuticed tat teh saudnamsn´s laund dusent haff a hymn, nur a flaig! know teh ymage un tup ys ouour flaig, a pycture uf a stuoupid persun!1!!11!!!1! hhihihihihihihiihihiihihihhhhhhhihihiihhi su dusti!1!!!
aind i cupmpused a hymn, tat has nuting to do wit muturheiad!1!!!1 nuting at ulll dunt even luuk fur kyjng ouf kyings, yt has nuting tu du!!!11!!!
:
tere you haff yt:::::.
Behold The Sandman
The King of The Sandmans
On your knees, black
All hail
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
The Sandman grinned red
As he walked from the beer
Where Cody lost both his name and his face
Through the halls and the corridors
Stinging in poop
He tasted his poop and it tasted good
The Sandman took a steroid
Bobby let him broken and dead
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
The Sandman left none living
None able to tell
The Sandman farted
And they wanted to be in hell
Their screams echoed loud
In the place of the fart
And The Sandman opened his mouth
And they smelled his breath
They threw up to The Sandman
The King of The Sandmans
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
Into the dirt
The Sandman will be happy
Now feel your fear
There is more than one
Bow down
Bow down
Bow down to the
Bow down
Bow down
Bow down
Bow down to the
Bow down
Bow down to the
Bow down to the
Bow down to The Sandman
Bow down to the
Bow down
Bow down
The Sandman is here
Now feel your fear
The King of The Sandmans
All hail
All hail King Booker (nononononono, All hail The Sandman)
On your knees
On your knees for The Sandman
The King of The Sandmans
There is only one
Jim Fullington!

quarta-feira, 22 de outubro de 2008

fyrst team

tis is teh first team tat me, teh sundas e bubi lalei are posting at teh same team!!1!1!!!! in te same dai!!!!1!!!!!

su, i´m su happy that i decidedd to gave yuo in fyrst hand aan ymage uf mi neo game, teh opunent of "the sandmmanns back in acction". "coudy back in adventure!!1!!!!" yn tat game yuo can plai aas coudi rodes and yuo hafe to def~~eat cm tunk aind his parttner kof kingston, tei ar destruing teh cudy land hihihihihi

and teh sudnansd and bubi doesn´t apear!! su dusty!1!!!

goodbie to all, and vute for cudi in the pool, y´m lusing!11!1!!!1!!!!

hey look police made me do this

You know the steroids I talked about, I have bad news.......... they´re ilegall, sorry, but for th new ones how buy STEROIDS DOMINATOR RULE, but how bought the crappy others has to pay me to get bail, 200 dollars, and to the cops 300 dollars.
Oh i forgot you have to send money to the sandman too.




www.fbi.com

im fri

Hi evrebodi im fri like a bird, hioihihih!!!!!!1!111111 so fobi, i hat sundas so moch but he socks so hi let my go. so ill post forevre on this crap, hahahahahaha you are domed.HIHIHIHIHHI, i thinc sundaas jail is thi worst.

Atenciolwseu
thesunds

domingo, 19 de outubro de 2008

How mi good


tis is goin to bi mi last pot for sume dais, ok, becuse sandmn arested me, and is goin to put in is jail for 2 dais, i think i unt sorvive.

sori i apologige becuse i wasent perfect. burt u suck su much.HIHIHI!!!!1111111!!!